Clerk: "Please repeat after me: ‘I swear by Almighty God...'"
Witness: "I swear by Almighty God."
Clerk:  "That the evidence that I give..."
Witness: "That's right."
Clerk:  "Repeat it."
Witness: "Repeat it."
Clerk:  "No! Repeat what I said."
Witness: "What you said when?"
Clerk:  "That the evidence that I give..."
Witness: "That the evidence that I give."
Clerk:  "Shall be the truth and..."
Witness: "It will, and nothing but the truth!"
Clerk:  "Please, just repeat after me: ‘Shall be the truth and...'"
Witness: "I'm not a scholar, you know."
Clerk:  "We can appreciate that. Just repeat after me: ‘Shall be the truth and...'"
Witness: "Shall be the truth and."
Clerk:  "Say: nothing...'"
Witness: "Okay." (Witness remains silent.)
Clerk:  "No! Don't say nothing. Say: ‘Nothing but the truth...'"
Witness: "yes."
Clerk:  "Can't you say: ‘Nothing but the truth?'"
Witness: "Yes."
Clerk:  "Well? Do so."
Witness: "You're confusing me."
Clerk:  "Just say: ‘Nothing but the truth.'"
Witness: "Is that all?"
Clerk:  "Yes."
Witness: "Okay. I understand."
Clerk:  "Then Say it."
Witness: "What?"
Clerk:  "Nothing but the truth..."
Witness: "But I do! That's just it."
Clerk:  "You must say: ‘Nothing but the truth.'"
Witness: " I WILL say nothing but the truth!"
Clerk:  "Please, just repeat these four words: ‘Nothing.' ‘But.' ‘The.' ‘Truth.'"
Witness: "What? You mean, like, now?"
Clerk:  "Yes! Now. Please. Just say those four words."
Witness: "Nothing, But. The. Truth."
Clerk: "Thank you ."
Witness: "I'm just not a scholar."

 

Public Interest Reports

	Holiday Travel
	Identity Theft
	Office Sabotage
	Are you Boss Material?
	Nuclear Weapons
	Fighting Alzheimer's
	Traffic Accidents
	29 Old Freebies
	Worth of Your Degree
	Are You Burned Out?
	Stop Calling Me
	CDC now Neutral...
	Starlet Beauty Secrets
	10 Tips for Better Sleep
	Annoyed by Cell Users
	Worst States for Taxes

Hosteze.com was launched to make web hosting easy for the beginner and advanced alike. We offer reliable personal, business, corporate and non-profit web hosting solutions.

Our packages offer the best value with straightforward, solid, affordable, feature-packed hosting. Whether you’re a novice user just starting out or operate a heavily trafficked site, Hosteze has a the hosting plan that will help you make the most of your web experience! We make it easy enough so that the beginner user as well as advanced user can take advantage of all the Internet has to offer. Hosteze is committed to providing quality, reliable and easy to use web hosting solutions.

As our name implies, we strive to make the hosting experience as easy and straightforward as possible. The simplicity of our service allows beginners to get online with ease while our technical superiority provides excellent service for the more advanced. Whatever your level of expertise, Hosteze will be there to assist you as needed.

Our top priority is to provide high-quality reliable services and top-notch customer service to all customers.

Learn More